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Angelina Jolie Voted Hottest Mom by Deluded Women Everywhere

Beer tastes good. My kid is the cutest kid. Ever. And "dad's night out" does not in any way involve strippers. In other news, Angelina Jolie was voted hottest mom.

Women's Day Magazine surveyed 1,000 women who had nothing better to do, and they chose Angelina Jolie as the hottest mom out there -- right in front of Kelly Ripa (those voters must be deaf), Jennifer Garner, Brooke Shields and Gwen Stefani.

Cleary these women are deluded. Trust me, Angelina Jolie will not take your child off your hands. Not even to babysit. Believe me, I've tried. She's only interested in the kids Madonna left behind.

As for dads, I was for one reason or another left off the list. *Stupid Johnny Depp.* 


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Comments

 

RachelZ said:

While I wouldn't exactly kick Angelina Jolie out of my bed, I'm perturbed that I am not on that list along with her.  I've got the Total Package - cellulite, unwashed hair, a house that desperately needs vacuuming... shall I go on?

Was Kate Winslet on that list?  She's pretty hot too and doesn't seem like she'd come with a side of Crazy Salad, which it seems like you have a pretty good chance of getting if you order up the Angelina.

April 24, 2007 12:52 PM
 

estrell said:

I don't think so!! Those women include me are NOT deaf or blind. We just know who is the hottest mom. She is full a package as a woman, an actress, a love partner for Brad and most of all a mom!!

April 24, 2007 8:20 PM
 

milipan said:

I agree with the readers of Women's Day Magazine that Angelina Jolie is the hottest mom out there, and I am not deluded.  She is a beautiful person inside and out which most people agree with, which is probably why she is at the top of the list.  

April 25, 2007 8:44 AM
 

Strollerderby said:

Here's something I don't get: Why women who are paid millions of dollars per project, many of whom have

May 7, 2007 8:57 PM

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