Remember little Abigail Breslin (Little Miss Sunshine herself) at this year’s Academy Awards ceremony? At 10 years old, she was dressed totally appropriately for the occasion in a flouncy, pink spaghetti-strapped number that looked like she had personally designed it with an Easter basket theme in mind.
I'm thinking she ought to send a memo to Terri Hatcher.
Now, I’m not gonna lie: I find Terri Hatcher annoying. I don’t think she’s a good actress, and I don’t buy her “You like me?? Yay!” bit for one minute. (Also? Homegirl needs to lay off the Botox and eat a cheeseburger before a strong breeze launches her into the stratosphere... but that's another post) In all honesty, though, she does seem like an exceptionally attentive and loving mother to her 9-year-old daughter, Emerson Rose; the twosome is often photographed on mother-daughter outings, or sweetly holding hands while running errands, and their love for each other is palpable. There is no doubt that Terri has her daughter’s best interest in mind at all times… which makes little Emerson’s fashion statement at Saturday’s White House Correspondent’s Dinner all the more confusing.
It’s not sleazy. It’s not tacky. It’s not even ugly – in fact, it’s beautiful, but – is it just me? – totally inappropriate for a 9-year-old. Emerson is a beautiful girl, and I would have absolutely no problem with this dress, if it was paired with a little wrap of some sort, or even a black cashmere shrug (although I think those are hideous, in general). But strapless? On a 9-year-old? No. Just... no. Call me a prude, but I think little girls should be encouraged to remain little girls as long as they possibly can – and that means leaving the little strapless numbers and hot pants with "Juicy" written across the butt at home, ‘til they’re at least... nine and a half.
What do you think? Am I just a raging Puritan, or is this look too grown up for a 9-year-old? Would you let your pre-preteen wear it?
(I know this is a little off-topic, but, I have to ask... what the eff is Terri Hatcher doing at a White House Correspondent’s Dinner in the first place??)