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Everything Makes Kids Fat

Cartman beefcakeWith the release of a new study linking fathers' parenting styles to childhood obesity it has become official - everything makes your kids fat:

TV commercials for food make your kids eat too much, and ads for junk food are even worse.

Eating in large groups makes kids fat. You would think with how bad most school cafeterias smell this wouldn't be a problem.

McDonalds makes kids fat

Bill Clinton says that lack of exercise is the problem. Wow. Brilliant. No wonder we elected him President.

Huh. To think I was taught that you could show your kids how to eat and live healthy by example. So I guess I shouldn't feel bad when my kids see me eat Doritos for breakfast. It is clearly inevitable. Your kids are going to be fat especially if they are American. There is no reason to take any personal responsibility. (Too bad there is no font for sarcasm.)


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Comments

 

caren said:

some how i survived yodels and chemicals

and no safety seat...i think it depends

on the child

May 9, 2007 11:26 AM

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