Although I don't own a Bluetooth handsfree headset, I want one. Who
wouldn't want to look like a Borg with a third earlobe? Unfortunately,
my call volume currently doesn't support such an extravagance, so I
will have to be content with coveting an iPhone like everyone else.
However, there are still plenty of Bluetooth Borgs out there despite them being reviled in GQ (have they not seen the Hello Kitty version?), so it's clearly time to address the appropriate etiquette that has developed surrounding these devices:
1. They're okay to wear to the gym, but not in a sauna. (Do they melt or what?)
2. Dentists? Yes. Doctors? No. (While they're treating you? A dentist? Really?)
3.
While breastfeeding? Sure! While reading a bedtime story? No! (Unless
you've already read it 52 times, in which case I give you permission.)
4. While sleeping? Okay, but not during sex. (!!) (Unless #3 applies, somehow.)
5. During divorce proceedings? Yes. During weddings? "Probably not". (Unless it's yours.)
6. Absolute "no-no's": while giving birth. Or while fishing. (No comment.)
