Poor David Hasslehoff. Sort of. Right now he can only contact his children by phone. That makes me sad. That being said, it is kind of his fault. This is all a byproduct of the video of him wasted on his livingroom floor. Remember that one?

I do feel bad for The Hoff. I mean - he has a legitimate dependency. He has a disease. Now he can't see his children.

But I guess I feel worse for his kids. They shouldn't have to be exposed to that kind of thing. 

The judge ordered the Hasselhoffs and the ex (Pamela Bach-Hasselhoff) to meet with a psychologist before their hearing in a couple of weeks. I hope they are able to work everything out for the kids sake. Well, and because it is way more fun to make fun of David Hasselhoff than it is to feel sorry for him.