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Hitting the Bottle: Big Boy Panties

For the first time as parents, we actually ushered in 2007 at a party. With other adults. The bash was fully catered by the hosts and the bar was stocked by all of us overly-eager mommies and daddies of small children. Each couple supplied a drink and my husband, a bartender when we met, was eager to create a show-stopper cocktail for us all to enjoy.

To prepare, we went to the liquor store and the very adept sales kid who looked like he just cleared the 21 mark steered us toward the Absolut Pears that had just been stocked that day. He raved, we bought. Back at home, we devised a kamikaze-inspired pear vodka cocktail and we indulged in a few shakers full of tester drinks.

The pear deliciousness might be labeled by someone leaning on the side of a problem as a "successful drink," as in, It was so successful, we ended up on the dining room floor giggling over...well, who remembers really? It was good fun that night and on New Year's Eve.

Be warned, the Absolut Pears is good. Good and potent. It is not for those cocktailers still in diapers. It is named for our son (is it wrong to name your buzz-on after your kid?) who was delighted at the idea of potty training and the novelty of Thomas the Train underwear but once they accidentally and easily got wet, quickly retreated back to the Pampers. With that, and in hopes that you're ready for some adultified goodness, I give you:

Big Boy Panties

 
Mix, shake and strain

1-1/2 oz. Absolut Pears or your favorite brand of pear vodka

1/2 oz.  Triple Sec

The juice of one lime

 

Serve straight up by pouring into a martini shell sophisticated sipper.

-or-

Pour over ice in a Collins glass and top with tonic for a fizzy delight.

Garnish with sliced pear or a lime twist. Cheers!


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Comments

 

Grammy said:

YUM!  I am going to try this.  Thank you for sharing.

May 11, 2007 4:46 PM
 

Stefania Pomponi Butler (CityMama) said:

Deeelish!  I know what I want for mother's day: Big Boy Panties!

May 11, 2007 5:06 PM
 

Strollerderby said:

Puritans unite! Maggie Gyllenhaal has boobs . And you're not going to believe this -- are you ready? She uses them to feed. her. children. Next she'll want to push a kid out of her lady business, or perform some other wholly unnatural act. Crazy Hollywood

May 12, 2007 1:53 PM

About Jessica Ashley (Sassafrass)

Stop staring at my shoes and read my posts, people. There are more important things in life than adorable heels purchased at reduced designer prices. Like, I don't know, changing the channel from Dragon Tales to Caillou so you have another 22 minutes to read my posts.

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