Oh, and these were such stunning gloves, too! But sadly they have been recalled. Yes, dear parents, the stylish and utilitarian Troy-Bilt Budding
Gardener Complete Gardening Set unfortunately will be lacking its
linchpin, its centerpiece, its je ne c'est quoi, after the gardening
gloves portion of the set have been recalled because Somebody Forgot To
Test the Paint for Lead (shhh! don't tell anyone but I'm sure that
either Troy or Bilt is losing his job over this!).
Yes
indeed, a whole 80 lucky children may have been the recipient of these
magical gloves, and are probably sobbing themselves to sleep right now.
Let's just hope they did not lick or otherwise consume or ingest said
gloves before their vigilant parents can wrest them from their grubby
little grasp. If you or your child is indeed one of the proud owners of
these gloves, you will be contacted by Troy and Bilt personally, after
which you must take the gloves and yea, I say verily, you must burn them! in a toxic cloud of
lead-filled smoke! And then return with a glad heart to your local
Troy-Bilt retailer who will cheerfully deliver unto you a very snazzy
child-sized gardener's apron.