Not too long ago a bunch of religious lovely and not at all homophobic people urged Christians to adopt more foster kids, if only to keep the poor things out of the evil cluthes of gays and lesbians, who so wanted to force the kids to watch "Workout" marathons. The shame.
Well the gay flamingo cabal got ahold of this revelation and did something drastic: They adopted. Carlos and Fernando, a pair of British flamingos who have been together for six years and have a history of nest-sitting for other flamingos (their phone number wasn't given out, sorry), have adopted a new egg. A clutch of them, actually.
"They were rather good at sitting on eggs and hatching them so last week, when a nest was abandoned, it seemed like a good idea to make them surrogate parents."
I can't wait for the response from the love-thy-neighbor-except-those-militant-gay-British-flamingos types. Until then, well done Carlos and Fernando -- the world's newest adopting gay flamingo parents!
