I love teasing kids. Not in a cruel, vicious way, like telling them
Dora fell of a cliff and died. But in softer, gentler way, like telling
them she only suffered minor injuries. OK, OK, so not like that either. I just like to play little word tricks, like asking them if they're holding an ice cream cone when clearly they're clutching a toy car. See? Harmless.
The best part is seeing their wee little brain cogs turning, most likely wondering whether the man in front of them is crazy. But still, I think it makes for a fun game and helps them build strong reasoning skills.
Which is why the new Creation Musuem (dig the segue!) is probably the best thing to ever happen to small children. Sure, any sane adult would think anyone who believes dinosaurs lived beside man and even had a first class ticket on Noah's Ark is ready for a new wardrobe that includes plenty of white jackets adorned with buckles. But children will have a great time sorting through what's truth and what's not.
I can just imagine science classes throughout the country using the cult brainwashing lab museum as a perfect foible for their studied analysis.
"Now children, scientific carbon dating tells us the earth is billions of year old, but there's this book that says different ..." I can just hear the kids cracking up, as their wee little brain cogs turn and their reasoning skills solidify. Thanks Creation Museum!
