Tired of ironic onsies? Fed up with princess garb? Sick of baby prostitute clothes? If you've ever had a desire to design the perfect kid T-shirt, here's your chance. And the best part? You don't even have to spend time and money on arts college.

Anyone can do it. 

Ultra-cool Small Paul and Black Wagon have joined up for a design-your-own-T-shirt contest that could make you famous and your kid the talk of the playground.

The winning T-shirt design will go be available for sale online, while you get five free ones for friends and family -- on top of $200 in bragging rights, I mean shopping sprees. 

But please, no princesses or anything written across the backside. That's just tacky.