What could a five year old do to get barred from Catholic school? Have a name like Max Hell. It isn't his stage name either (even though it sounds pretty cool). Max Hell is his birth name. His father is named Alex Hell. It is their family name.
In Melbourne, Australia a priest refused to enroll the little boy in St. Peter the Apostle school because of his name.
The school said Max could enroll only if he used his mother's maiden name.
Sadly, his mother's maiden name wasn't Fuck Off.
I say a guy with a name like Max Hell don't need no education. He can just form the youngest black metal band in Australia.
That would rule.
