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Barbie Just Got Sluttier

Posted by Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah

Alice in Wonderland barbieIt looks like the new Alice in Wonderland Barbie has either been hanging around with some Bratz dolls or partying with Lindsay Lohan.

Nice eye make-up Barbie. Did you get some collagen? Are you going to a costume party with Ken and Skipper or are you hitting some fetish club with Britney Spears?

What the hell happened to the girl next door? Is that pervert cat looking up her dress?

Go ask Alice. I think she'll know. 

[via Boing Boing] 

 


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Posted Jul 23 2007, 09:11 AM
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Comments

 

Emily said:

Even the newer My Little Pony dolls have slutty eye makeup now. I don't even know what to say about that. Skanky PONIES?

July 23, 2007 10:24 AM
 

Lea said:

Yeah, I noticed that about the ponies, too! WTF? It's getting harder and harder to steer Baby A away from the Bratzy stuff. How do you refuse to buy a skank-looking doll without using words like "skank" and "ho"?

I end up saying something like, "Mommy doesn't like those dolls," to which she's like, "But it's not for you. It's for me. And what's wrong with it?" So I'm like, "I don't like the doll's attitude," which sounds even murkier. Who knew we'd have to make the connections between heavy, pouty eye makeup and attitude problems for three-year-olds?

- Lea

July 23, 2007 12:40 PM
 

NG said:

Who knew it was even *possible* for Barbie to get sluttier?

July 23, 2007 1:10 PM
 

creative-type dad said:

I think she looks like the receptionist at my work.

July 23, 2007 2:45 PM
 

Techymom said:

I have to say, she looks a whole lot like the 1950's barbies I got from my mom.  Makeup != slut, for pete's sake.

July 24, 2007 4:03 PM

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