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50 Craziest Baby Names, and a Few More Thrown in For Good Measure

Posted by Alisyn

Is it just me, or does anyone else find the current trend of giving babies outrageous names totally awesome?  I never get tired of the subject of baby names anyway, but with the floodgates opening on food names (Apple, Honey), made-up names (Jermagesty), technology-inspired names (Rocket, Audio, Pilot), and place names (London, Paris, Brooklyn) there are almost too many choose from.  What is it about having a baby, the oldest tradition in the world, that makes people go nuts trying to find a way to set themselves apart from everyone else?  I just love that we've gone from having about 100 acceptable boy names to choose from, to naming our young men Kal-El.  It's nuts!

The British Times Online recently compiled their own "50 Craziest Baby Names" list, and while they left out a few notables (Zowie Bowie, Peaches Honeyblossom, Little Pixie and Denim come to mind), they hit the nail right on the head with others (Princess Tiaamii leaves me utterly speechless).  With kids walking around with names like Poet and Ocean, though, it seems kind of silly to have kids named Willow and Liberty on the "Crazy" list.  Those sound down right vanilla these days.


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Comments

 

crunchy said:

We are looking at Optimus Prime for this one...though Adam apparently is now a hippy and wants 'Leaf'

July 28, 2007 1:12 PM
 

HDCS said:

Sadly enough, here in Silicon Valley there are actually children named Neo. I wish I was making that up. And one of our friends was adamant that we name our son Khan Noonian. Fortunately we love our child and didn't do anything quite so cruel. We went with Devin.

July 28, 2007 1:57 PM
 

LogicalMama said:

My husband had a friend who named his kids, are you ready....

Playalina and Kissypo!!

For real!

July 28, 2007 2:13 PM
 

LogicalMama said:

I mean, Kissypoo!

July 28, 2007 2:14 PM
 

AmyinMotown said:

I so adore Jermajesty. When I discovered that one, I immediately called my husband to announce I had found our baby name and started laughing so hard I had to hang up (yes I AM super super cool, in case you were wondering). My daughter's first trimester name was Apple Whizom, her second was Jermajesty Tayshaun Chauncey Wallace (we're Pistons fans and this was 2004 when they won the NBA Championship), and by third we knew she was a girl so we just called her by her name, Maggie. We're planning on telling people we're naming this one Albus.

July 28, 2007 9:20 PM
 

Amanda said:

Heaven: Lil' Mo (also mother to God'Iss Love Stone)

Come on! They put Heaven on the list of 50 crazziest and leave God'Iss Love Stone as an aside? In Spanish it is common to name boys Jesus, so Heaven doesn't seem that outlandish to me (not that it would be my choice, but at least it is one word and doesn't have an apostrophe in it!).

July 28, 2007 11:31 PM
 

unique baby names said:

With unique names becoming so common, it is a wonder if this list will be thought of as "crazy" a few years down the line.

July 29, 2007 8:20 AM

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