
Once you factor in the cost of a babysitter, the tickets, and concessions, you almost need to take out a second mortgage to take in a flick at your local theater. Because it costs so much money, you should be able to expect a quiet and enjoyable experience where everyone keeps their mouths shut and turns off their cellular phones.
But that wasn't the case for Michelle Collins who attended an 11 PM showing of The Bourne Ultimatum and discovered someone had brought their two-month-old baby to the theater.
What kind of moron brings a baby to a movie? If you can't afford to hire a babysitter, rent a movie from Blockbuster and stay home. The rest of the audience doesn't want to hear your kid. There are theaters in many cities that show a movie once a week for parents with children under two. Screaming and crying are welcome at these showings.
But what about the idiot who sold these parents their tickets or the putz who took the tickets when the parents entered the lobby? Didn't one of them notice the baby? My wife and I sneak sodas and snacks in her purse when we're lucky enough to attend a movie, but she doesn't own a purse large enough to hold a two-month-old baby. Personally, I think everyone should boycott the theater that allowed this to happen.
This is just further proof that we need pre-pregnancy IQ tests.