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No Babies at the Cinema, Please

Posted by ChagHolland
Once you factor in the cost of a babysitter, the tickets, and concessions, you almost need to take out a second mortgage to take in a flick at your local theater. Because it costs so much money, you should be able to expect a quiet and enjoyable experience where everyone keeps their mouths shut and turns off their cellular phones. But that wasn't the case for Michelle Collins who attended an 11 PM showing of The Bourne Ultimatum and discovered someone had brought their two-month-old baby to the theater.

What kind of moron brings a baby to a movie? If you can't afford to hire a babysitter, rent a movie from Blockbuster and stay home. The rest of the audience doesn't want to hear your kid. There are theaters in many cities that show a movie once a week for parents with children under two. Screaming and crying are welcome at these showings.

But what about the idiot who sold these parents their tickets or the putz who took the tickets when the parents entered the lobby? Didn't one of them notice the baby? My wife and I sneak sodas and snacks in her purse when we're lucky enough to attend a movie, but she doesn't own a purse large enough to hold a two-month-old baby. Personally, I think everyone should boycott the theater that allowed this to happen.

This is just further proof that we need pre-pregnancy IQ tests.
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Comments

 

AmyinMotown said:

Seriously. Friends of ours took their nine-month-old to see Farenheit 9-11---that's right, the one with the image of the dying Iraqi baby. In their (weak) defense they did go to  like a 10 am showing and she's a very mellow and unlikely to cry baby. 11-fing-PM, though??

We have not been out to see a movie in three years. It was one of our big "do it now because you won''t be doing it for awhile" pre-baby activities. Now, when we get a night out, I'd rather spend the money on cocktails and conversation with my husband than overpriced tickets and popcorn. That's why God made Netflix, you know?

August 8, 2007 2:45 PM
 

Whit Honea said:

I have no problem at all with the idea of the parent taking a two-month old to the movies. It's toddlers and young children that concern me more.

When our boys were two-months-old they would be sound asleep on our laps, which is a much a much better scenario than we would be in now if we tried to go to the movies, at any time. Taking our babies somewhere was about the same as going by ourselves, but with a really warm, snuggly shirt.

That said, did we take our baby to a movie at 11? Of course not.  Who the hell goes to movies at 11? I was at work or asleep.

August 8, 2007 2:45 PM
 

chyna823 said:

As long as a baby sleeps, it doesn't bother me as much, but older kids who are paying attention to the movie are another story. I once saw a preschooler at an 11 pm showing of Bram Stoker's Dracula.

August 8, 2007 3:08 PM
 

diera said:

I might take a baby to a nearly-empty weekday matinee of a grownup movie; there aren't that many people there to bother, and because I wouldn't have paid all that much for my own ticket I'd be able to ditch without a second thought if the baby woke and made noise.  Not an evening date-night movie though, and at the very least I'd have the brains to sit in the seat closest to the door and leave at the first peep if I *did* go.

However, I disagree that one of the reasons not to take a small baby to a grownup movie is because it's baby abuse.  Little infants aren't able to follow or understand an action movie and it's not going to hurt them, nor is being up at 11 at night (let me take a moment to laugh bitterly at the idea of modifying an infant's sleep cycle in any way at all). The reason not to do this is because the other adults in the audience have paid for their expensive tickets, many of them have also paid for expensive babysitters for their own offspring, and they deserve to be able to HEAR THE MOVIE.

August 8, 2007 3:23 PM
 

boob mom said:

After seeing a four year old in the audience for Saving Private Ryan, I no longer feel surprised by what stupid people who happen to have kids do.

August 8, 2007 3:34 PM
 

Lula said:

Here are my thoughts:

- Up until age 3 months or so (when baby doesn't really have a set sleep schedule or comprehension of the movie) who cares if  someone takes the newborn to the movies as long as the baby isn't disrupting the movie, if baby starts fussing or crying you need to get outta there and not be rude. We took our newborn to a movie as a late night getaway from the house and she just slept the whole time, plus I could sneakily breast feed. As long as you aren't being annoying or inconsiderate to others - who cares?

- No kid over age 4/6 months should be going to a violent movie in my opinion. Newborns are one thing, but I know my little one started staring at the tv with interest at 5(?) months old or so.

One thing we've done now that she's older is go to the Drive In Movie theatre. She can sleep in the back if she gets tired and we have our own little space to be as loud as we want if needed AND we don't have to pay more for a sitter than it costs to see a movie on the big screen. What's so bad about parents wanting to see a movie on the big screen now and then versus a DVD? (as long as you aren't being rude) With sitters costing $10 an hour or more nowadays its gets pricey and pretty much pointless to even try the movie theatre. And as long as I am not harming my child or bothering you what do you care?

I can't believe that some people take 3/4/5 year olds to adult movies. We saw kids at EYES WIDE SHUT! That's ridiculous.

August 8, 2007 4:13 PM
 

Mom2Two said:

Who cares if someone took a 2-month-old to the movie, as long as the baby was quiet?  If the baby starts to cry, you get up and leave.  Seems pretty simple to me.

August 8, 2007 4:49 PM
 

motherbumper said:

wow - I miss the theatre experience but not enough to inflict Bumper on the masses.   That's what they made the movie mommy matinees for - B has seen all the new releases and no one has gotten pissed off at us.

August 8, 2007 5:55 PM
 

croft said:

If you read the link it does not sound like the baby was quiet at all for the entire movie and the mother did not get up to leave.  And I have to disagree with the above posters that it is OK to bring a baby to the movies because they most likely will sleep through it - I guess next time I will leave my mobile phone on in the movie since no one will likely call me anyways...  Some things are common sense - a baby does not belong at a movie theater.  Get a sitter or wait till the movie is on on video.  I don't pay for my sitter and the $10.50 movie ticket to have a crying baby in the theater.

August 8, 2007 5:56 PM
 

hello insomnia said:

We have a 15-month-old and it's impossible to do anything in public.  When we do go out to a movie, it's at the theater that has a "crying room," which is really one row behind a glass wall.  It's completely soundproof and I can enjoy watching something that does not have the words "Tele" or "Tubby" in its name.  

August 8, 2007 6:51 PM
 

ChagHolland said:

Croft said it best. Bringing a baby into the theater is no different than bringing a cellular phone into the theater. If the baby cries, just get up and leave? How do you feel about people's phones ringing? Is it just ok for them to get up and leave, and in the process, disturb the entire theater? No, it's not.

Before we enter a movie theater, we're supposed to turn off our phones. Since we can't turn off our babies, they should stay at home.

It's an issue of common courtesy toward your fellow man.

August 8, 2007 10:42 PM
 

Andrea said:

My husband works for a regional movie theater chain in the mid-west, and they actually have a policy that says no children under 16 after 10 pm, accompanied or not, to Rated R movies.  I have seen multiple small children in late night movies, and it always bothers me.  I don't care what you do with your children, that's your perogative, but I paid good money for that ticket and I didn't part with it to hear a baby cry.  (And as for sneaking sodas in in your wife's purse, just let me say that as one whose household depends on the income generated from movie theater concessions, if you knew how little money the theater actually made from your ticket, you'd never sneak sodas in again!)

August 8, 2007 11:55 PM
 

Kaz said:

Yeah, people pay good money to talk on their cell phones, kick the back of my seat, point their laser pointers at the screen and talk loudly to each other. Don't ruin their fun by taking your baby to the theater.

Oh, and all you parents of teenagers out there - stop letting them go to the movies. I find them to be a Hell of a lot more annoying than babies.

(complaining about teenagers? Wow. I am official 'old')

August 9, 2007 6:58 AM
 

Lindsay said:

I can see your point of baby crying = cell phone, but a newborn's cry doesn't start out a wail or anything plus its not exactly the loudest thing (until they really get going). My child always started fussing a bit first before a big cry and that noise really is comparable to candy wrappers, loud chewers and other people laughing. I don't have problem with newborns at the movies, but ideally a parent would go to the matinees for moms movies if able.

August 9, 2007 9:56 AM
 

phyllis said:

I have to put my two cents in here...I completely agree with commenters who said that babies are okay as long as they sleep...I agree! My first two saw...er, slept thru, a number of movies before they were 3 months old. (the 3rd -- we can't quite get out with her!)

But I agree...when my second was only 10 days old, Harry Potter 4 came out and I took him along. He slept through the whole thing - yay! While we watched the movie, a 2-year-old tromped loudly up and down the aisles the whole time. Eek! Much more problematic on so many levels than a quiet little baby.

August 12, 2007 11:17 PM
 

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