Attention all pregnistas! Stop your prenataling immediately and listen to Liz Lange. Liz Lange makes maternity clothes for the stars! Liz Lange makes maternity clothes for the masses! Liz Lange has two kids! According to a recent press release, "Liz Lange is practically a maternity EXPERT!" But if you are worth your Week 28 weight in maternity info, you already knew that.

I do love Liz's take on belly clothes and I admit, I've come this close to buying some of her adorable capris with the soft elastic waist that beckons me from the Target clearance rack years after I gave birth. I'm just curious as to how her mad design skills make her an expert on all things pregnancy. Among her tips for being pregnant and pretty all at the same time are (and I quote):

1.  Dress

"The best thing to do on the days you feel enormous is to actually show off your pregnancy."

Liz strongly urges all expecting mothers to find maternity clothing that fits them properly. Just as in your non-pregnancy life, clothing that is too tight or too loose can make you look and feel larger. Another quick fix for when you are feeling down about your new size? Try what Liz calls "dipping," which is dressing from top to bottom in one color such as black or dark brown.

2.  Beauty

"Nothing wakes up your look like mascara, even if you can't stand makeup, invest in a good black mascara to instantly revive your appearance. It's like a cup of coffee for tired eyes."

Liz also suggests treating yourself to a facial every few weeks to really let the glow of maternity shine through. Even if you have never had a facial before in your life, starting during pregnancy is a wise time as many women undergo dramatic complexion changes and need to be re-educated on how to care for their new skin.

3.  Exercise

"You're first impulse might be to veg out in front of the TV when you feel crummy, but you should do just the opposite. Don't worry, you don't need to run a marathon, but just a simple walk around the block will get your heart pumping and jumpstart your spirits."

Liz also recommends that women try to schedule some moderate exercise at least 2-3 times a week during their pregnancy. It aids in circulation and strengthens the body for labor. Liz always suggests consulting a doctor before starting any exercise routine, however.

You won't be surprised that our own Kelly said, "Liz can kiss my ass with that 'cup of coffee for tired ass bullhooey." You know what was like a cup of coffee for my tired eyes when I was pregnant? A little good morning romp with the Baby Daddy (Hello and Happy First Trimester!). After 30 weeks, I was very happy to get all dolled up in my hawt maternity clothes after I Benedryled it up through those otherwise sleepless belly-hauling nights. At 3 a.m. with a kicky fetus, swollen feet and an aching back, mascara would become more of a weapon for said Baby Daddy than a tool for rejuvenation. I'm just saying maybe Liz Lange should rethink the whole tip thing.

Liz Lange, you are not the devil, but maybe you should stick to your colored pencils and fabric swatches and let real experts like Lisa Rinna dole out the advice. (That's a joke, people. We all know Lisa Rinna should keep her expertise focused on lip inflation and dramatic soap opera facial expressions).