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Lead Poison Barbie Just Cuts To the Chase

Posted by Kelly Mills

lead paint barbieRemember how all those Barbie accessories got recalled, because every toy ever has been recalled for lead paint? That means Barbie might have to go out (gasp) without being properly accessorized. A girl like Barbie would never let that happen. Whether she's painting the town lead or scooping poop, Barbie has determination. Now I Am Bossy has found this Lead Poison Barbie, the girl who hung on to her stuff and rolled with the little lead problem like a trooper.

Please note that Lead Poison Barbie does not come with her own dialysis machine--that's sold separately. And how much do you wanna bet she's manufactured in China? Make no mistake, Ms. B will never let herself get recalled, cuz that's not cool. You may as well play with her, since I'm sure they are coming for the rest of the toys soon...That or let your children chew on some old paint chips...


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Comments

 

Whit Honea said:

Paint the town lead! Awesome.

September 7, 2007 3:16 PM
 

Ettamommy said:

Lead Paint Barbie's little sister? Mercury Skipper. She comes with her own can of tuna fish and 6 mercury preserved vaccines.

September 7, 2007 11:00 PM

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