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Bikini Jeans: Part of Every Post-Partum Wardrobe?

Posted by Karen Murphy

 bikini jeans

 

So the obvious question here is...

What the fuck kind of underwear do you wear with these anyway? 


Comments

 

twiggle said:

lol, you don't.

now, to get that body...

September 19, 2007 12:54 PM
 

Mrs J said:

underwear?

September 19, 2007 12:54 PM
 

Val said:

lol

September 19, 2007 1:11 PM
 

Jane said:

*shudders* that is so wrong on so many levels

September 19, 2007 2:05 PM
 

mcglory13 said:

Wow... the white version you see when you go to the link is like, a million times worse. Who'd have thought that was possible. And... I miss my good stomach. Sigh.

September 19, 2007 2:21 PM
 

AmyinMotown said:

What the....I have just never.....are you kidding me?

September 19, 2007 3:02 PM
 

RachelZ said:

I thinking maybe they're lined?  Like an actual bikini?  But... but... but... where, exactly, would one wear such jeans?  Church?

September 19, 2007 4:09 PM
 

Jessica Ashley (Sassafrass) said:

Darlins, if you are so raw that you'd choose to wear these things, underwear does not even cross your mind.

September 19, 2007 4:21 PM
 

LogicalMama said:

Where is the link for the white ones? One would need to be SERIOUSLY preened in order to get away with these!!

I'd love to see a planethiltron.com rendition with butt pimples, cellulite, stretch marks and a wild bush coming out of all sides.......

September 19, 2007 5:24 PM
 

Mike Adamick (Cry It Out!) said:

They're actually quite comfortable -- the jean ones, not the white ones.

September 19, 2007 8:24 PM
 

mcglory13 said:

Logicalmama, the link for the white ones is up in the original post. If you scroll down on the page they show an unfortunate Japanese woman on her cell phone in a white version that's incredibly unflattering.

September 19, 2007 8:39 PM
 

LogicalMama said:

Oh my! Thanks mcglory13-- didn't realize "these" was the link -- too tired today and couldn't see the different color text!

September 20, 2007 12:07 AM
 

Ettamommy said:

The bikini part on the white pair actually looks like a pair of panties. So, I think you wear a Brazilian underneath.

Am I the only one who thinks these might be the sign of the coming apocolypse? Am I just weary today? Or am I just getting old?

September 20, 2007 12:49 AM
 

Jennifer said:

I can't believe this. I just can't.

September 20, 2007 2:44 AM
 

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September 21, 2007 9:38 AM
 

Celebrity said:

I think it's the jeans for taking music video only.

September 21, 2007 10:50 PM
 

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September 22, 2007 9:49 AM
 

Strollerderby said:

We've covered the mom jean and the anti-mom jean at length here at Strollerderby. In fact, we've zipped that topic all the way up and over , if you know what I mean. But what we haven't covered quite as thoroughly is the attire that allows

October 3, 2007 5:16 PM
 

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October 31, 2007 1:47 PM

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