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Mylie Cyrus Not Pregnant: Vows to 'Stay Pure'

Posted by Rachael Brownell (Redsy)

Mylie Cyrus is my new favorite teen star... And I'll be honest, her father is the only man with a mullet I think is (semi-) hot.  We were all up in arms last week about the terror parents feel about teen pregnancy (she's only 15) so this latest news comes as a great relief...

Turns out she's not pregnant after all because she's "staying pure" and doesn't believe in sex before marriage.  Guess she hasn't heard that part about kicking the tires before you buy a car... once you're THIRTY.  No sex until THIRTY.. That's the rule in my house...
 


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Posted Sep 27 2007, 04:41 PM
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September 27, 2007 4:52 PM
 

Heather said:

My husband of nearly years might be a bit annoyed with your rule, but it's worth a shot.

September 27, 2007 9:34 PM
 

g8grl said:

Don't know which way to tell my kids to go...do I prefer they have premarital sex (hopefully late teens) or get married at 20?  Sex drive is a powerful thing.

September 27, 2007 11:00 PM
 

gldng8r said:

Oops, i meant hopefully late teens at the earliest...

September 28, 2007 12:26 PM
 

qwertyui opasdfghjk said:

are you  pretnet.............................................................................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

September 30, 2007 5:24 PM
 

Strollerderby said:

Well! Your kids don't have any toys left, do they? Because now that you've thrown away all their Thomas trains, their lead-coated Dora crap, and they're tired of playing with Lead-Poison Barbie , there's like nothing left in the toybox

September 30, 2007 11:04 PM
 

Cindy said:

I want you to be my friend.

October 2, 2007 4:49 AM
 

Strollerderby said:

Miley Cyrus, star of the show Hannah Montana and idol of screaming girls everywhere, turned 15 on Friday . For those who don't know, Miley is the latest child star from the Disney "build-a-child-pop-phenom-make-big-bucks-and-then-watch- her-implode

November 26, 2007 2:58 PM

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