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Best of Famecrawler: Mary Louise Parker the Next Angelina?

 
Posted by BadKitty

Mary Louise Parker's kids have it tough. Her son William Atticus will always be known as the baby she was carrying when that asshole Billy Crudup left her for mealy-mouthed Claire Danes.  

Now she's adopted a baby girl from Africa. A baby girl...from Africa...now, where have I heard something like this before? Who else adopted a girl from Africa? That's right! The Jolie-Pitts!

Come on. That's the first thing everyone will think. Well, really the first thing they will think is, "I wonder if she's as pretty as Zahara?" Followed by, "I wonder if she's as funny as Zahara?" and so on, and so on. It's going to be rough for this little girl, name still unknown. Zahara is pretty much the cutest, sassiest, best dressed celebrity daughter, possibly ever.

The good news is that Mary Louise Parker's daughter will be well loved and cared for by her new family, which is a lot more important than anything any of us have to say.

 

Source: Celebrity Baby Scoop

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