Aaaand, another entry in the already-crowded department of WTF Parenting: swimming lessons for a two-week old baby! Um, I don't know about what newbornland was like in your house, but in MY house, and I did this FOUR TIMES PEOPLE, at my house when the baby was two weeks old it pretty much was just crying and pooping and sucking a lot.
Have I missed something here? Did I get issued the wrong kind of baby, maybe? Ohhh, I see the problem:
The baby swimming lessons are given by someone named "Budge." That surely explains...something, doesn't it?
OK, what else?
Um, sorry, I don't actually find any reasonable explanation as to why someone would take a two-week old baby swimming. Six months? Sure! They're practically human by then! But at two weeks? Their eyes aren't even open by then, are they? (oops, that's kittens, whatever)
Frankly, pictures of even older babies swimming blithely underwater freak me out. What do you think? Swimming for tiny babies? Yea or nay?
P.S. Oh. My youngest was born in a pool. Yes, I'm the world's biggest hypocrite. I'm still freaked out by the swimming babies.