Around here, we love us some ta-ta talk. We also love movies. But like most parents, we see a lot of our ta-tas and too few movies. That's why we're loving FilmThreat's 50 Best Breasts in Movie History, a peek at the pairs that have inspired art, nominations and surely, many phone calls to see if the sitter can stay (ahem) just an hour longer. How great is this? Mamas and papas alike, you get to check out the best melons in cinema on the (emmm) handy YouTube clips embedded into the list. What could possibly follow up all that bazoomba love?
Looking at your own girls, of course! The list, not actually intended to offend or objectify, was inspired by the American Cancer Society's mission to fight breast cancer. Not only is this timely in October, it's fun for mommies and daddies to really take a close look at how the cans in the family are faring post-partum. And by close look, I mean doing proper exams in the privacy of a five-minute shower during Elmo's World and jungle sex with the milk jugs beautifully hoisted into an expensive, lacy underwire bra (anyone? anyone? OK, that's just "a close look" in my house...fine, whatever).
I like to think of this as more appreciation than anything misogynistic and ugly. But then, I also like to think of myself, after 18 months of breastfeeding, as being fiercely competitive with the Abbott & Costellos on Jennifer Connolly. So just take that as you will.
[via: Cinematical]
