Once upon a time there was a sweet darling little baby who liked to sleep in her crib. She slept and she slept and she slept. Every day she grew cuter and cuter and more beloved. And every day she was smarter and smarter and smarter. Until one day (a dark day) she learned how to crawl out of her crib. And she was ecstatic! And thrilled with her new skill. So thrilled that she tried it over and over.. at regular REM destroying intervals....
Having lived through this sort of revolution in personal toddler freedom before, the nice but very tired parents decided to order some sort of contraption that would neither scar the sweet little child nor get them arrested.
Enter the Magical Miracle Crib Tent (pictured right)... Technically it's simply called "crib tent", but if it isn't a miracle, I don't know what is...
The best part is that it's all in the name of safety. The crib tent will "...help prevent your child from being injured by falling out of the crib" And what is more loving than that? It's no secret that very very young children are particularly scritchy and screamy when they don't get enough sleep.
If you want to keep your love alive (and here I'm referring to you and your co-parent) do yourselves a favor. Get that kid a crib tent! Otherwise, you'll find your sanity slip, slip, slipping away...
