Everyone knows that the runway is the very best place for moms to draw their postpartum wardrobes. After all, so many of the clothes are created to make women look beautiful because the designers all "love women" and shit. So now we'd like you to meet your next must-have, via GlamChic. They are shants. Sheer pants. Very I Dream of Jeannie sexy, non? And look, while I actually love innovative fashion, my first thought was putting on a pair of these and then sitting down and whoops! We can all be Britney!
These are touted as signaling the end of leggings, and while I have my disagreements with leggings, I don't think these are quite the substitute I've been looking for. Shants do have a few requirements: no "pee pee panel" or everyone knows about what happens when you cough; the hawtest legs and booty surgery can buy; and the long shirt thing we moms have been working for years. I just hope shants come in the high-waisted mom-jeans model, so we can still look the part while being fashionable. And don't let your toddler step one foot near the diaphanous fabric, or snag-city, and it's curtains for the kid.