If we' were going to cast the movie Worst Role Models of All Time for Our Daughters, then by all means, we'd get Li-Lo's name at the top of the credits. But then, it seems we would be scooped by the biopic of Hugh Hefner's life by Brett Ratner. It seems there's some buzz, perhaps scooted along by Ratner himself in strange showbiz vernacular not meant to be understood by we mere movie-goers and trickle-down celeb goss bloggers, that Lindsay Lohan may play one of the pic's Playboy Bunnies. Hillary Duff and Mylie Cyrus, upon reading that, are probably out toasting double cosmos to being boosted another notch on the Tweenager Popularity Scale right now. Virgin cosmos. I am sure they only toast mocktails. Right after they say grace. But anyway, back to Linds...

Ratner does qualify that she'd make a perf bunny "if she's sober." If the pattern continues to play out (and honestly, I hope it does not), then it could be a long old time before the singer/actress/diva/"post-refresh sesh" star wiggles into the notorious satin suit and fluffy tail. That is, if she's really being considered. Clearly, just saying her name in connection with the movie gets the talk started (and yes, I'm aware that I'm a big enabler).

Supposing that Lindsay is getting healthy and is actually cast as a bunny, will you finally throw The Parent Trap and Mean Girls out of your family movie collection?  Or are they already long gone?

[via: Cinematical]