As if there's not enough reason to dislike Regina Pollack, what with her ability to have sex with Neal "AlternaDad" Pollack" any time she pleases, now there's this: She's got skillz.
Mad. baking. skilz.
In this Epicurious blog post, Neal displays the creations of his "Hipster Homemaker" and I've got to say, I'm jealous. Deeply, insanely jealous. The cake shark? The cake whale? Call me Jonah and put on a bib, because I'm eating my way out of that one.
The truth is, I've always harbored a little cupcake jealousy. My cupcakes come out flat and slanted, not puffy and delicious. And when I think about someday baking these deformed creatures for my daughter's classroom, well let's just say two words come to mind: Whole. Foods. (But not the vegan kind, because they taste like ass with icing.)
So when I see someone not only bake the perfect cupcake, but then also make it look like Frankenstein, well, then, it's on. You win this round, Mr. Neal's Martha. But wait till Round Two. I'm not sure what that entails exactly, but I'm sure it will be delicious.
What's your homemaker jealousy?
