I'm pretty much in the AP camp when it comes to parenting: did the family bed thing, did the babywearing thing, did the extended breastfeeding thing. And that spills over into just regular life, too: eating whole, organic food; alternative medicine; the whole freaking psychic-channeling thing I do. Until today, I considered myself kind of "out there", pretty crunchy. Apparently, though, there is a whole aspect of life I've totally been missing out on.
Stuff made from breastmilk.
How did I miss the boat on this one? I don't know, maybe because...EWWWW! Yeah, yeah, it's way more natural than those Paul Newman's faux Oreo's. But hello, it's Breast.Milk.
I guess it's one thing making stuff from your OWN breastmilk. I could see that. Not that I ever had any to spare, but people do. And what you do in your own home with your own breastmilk is, I figure, your business. But making soap from your breastmilk to sell? To other people?
"Honey, what's this new soap? I like it. It's creamy, and smells kinda familiar....what is that?" (he takes a deep whiff of the soap)
"Breastmilk. It's breastmilk soap."
PHHHHHTTTT!
Or, would that be a turn-on? Breastmilk-of-other-women soap? Breastfeeding women make other women hot, after all. Why not use the soap and get clean while youre at it?
Or hey! Want to make your own soap? Here's a recipe!
A SHORT VERSION OF BREASTMILK SOAP
2 cups vegetable oil (such as olive, coco, canola, cocoa butter, etc.)
1/4 cup water
1/4 cup lye (solid NaOH)
1 cup breastmilk
Heat oil to 115°F. In a glass measuring cup, add lye to water. (Not
waterin lye). When the solution reaches 115°F, add to oil. Stir until
the mix is silky; then add milk. Color will change; it is normal. Stir
until you get instant pudding consistency (this is what we call
"trace"), approximately 60 to 45 minutes. Pour in moulds. You can use
almost anything, like muffin tin or cookies tray. Take care to not use
metallic material. Let sit 2 or 3 days, until you can unmould soaps
easily. You have to let your soap "cure" 4 to 5 weeks, until it becomes
neutral. You'll get approximately 12 2-oz soaps.
Anybody have an extra cup of breastmilk to spare?