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Lather Up With Breastmilk Soap!

Posted by Karen Murphy

milkingI'm pretty much in the AP camp when it comes to parenting: did the family bed thing, did the babywearing thing, did the extended breastfeeding thing. And that spills over into just regular life, too: eating whole, organic food; alternative medicine; the whole freaking psychic-channeling thing I do. Until today, I considered myself kind of "out there", pretty crunchy. Apparently, though, there is a whole aspect of life I've totally been missing out on.

Stuff made from breastmilk. 

How did I miss the boat on this one? I don't know, maybe because...EWWWW! Yeah, yeah, it's way more natural than those Paul Newman's faux Oreo's. But hello, it's Breast.Milk.

I guess it's one thing making stuff from your OWN breastmilk. I could see that. Not that I ever had any to spare, but people do. And what you do in your own home with your own breastmilk is, I figure, your business. But making soap from your breastmilk to sell? To other people?

"Honey, what's this new soap? I like it. It's creamy, and smells kinda familiar....what is that?" (he takes a deep whiff of the soap)

"Breastmilk. It's breastmilk soap." 

PHHHHHTTTT!

Or, would that be a turn-on? Breastmilk-of-other-women soap? Breastfeeding women make other women hot, after all. Why not use the soap and get clean while youre at it?

Or hey! Want to make your own soap? Here's a recipe!

A SHORT VERSION OF BREASTMILK SOAP

2 cups vegetable oil (such as olive, coco, canola, cocoa butter, etc.)
1/4 cup water
1/4 cup lye (solid NaOH)
1 cup breastmilk Heat oil to 115°F. In a glass measuring cup, add lye to water. (Not waterin lye). When the solution reaches 115°F, add to oil. Stir until the mix is silky; then add milk. Color will change; it is normal. Stir until you get instant pudding consistency (this is what we call "trace"), approximately 60 to 45 minutes. Pour in moulds. You can use almost anything, like muffin tin or cookies tray. Take care to not use metallic material. Let sit 2 or 3 days, until you can unmould soaps easily. You have to let your soap "cure" 4 to 5 weeks, until it becomes neutral. You'll get approximately 12 2-oz soaps.

Anybody have an extra cup of breastmilk to spare?


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Comments

 

mcglory13 said:

1) Milk is way too precious to make soap out of. Pumped milk is sweet freedom in a bottle.

2) Gross.

October 31, 2007 9:31 AM
 

Alisyn said:

I had plenty to spare, both times, and I did a lot of reading about its uses.  Soap, acne cleanser, wart healer, nose spray, eye drops...the only one I ever tried was nose/eye cleanser when the girls were sick.  If I were the soap making kind of gal, I'd try this... but I'm so not.

October 31, 2007 10:22 AM
 

Lisa said:

Ditto to what McGlory sez...  1 cup of milk equals freedom not some freaking bar of soap.  (Maybe for x-mas gift giving to all those whow were less than supportive maybe.   Hmmmm........)  In my case, it took about 3 or 4 pumping sessions to get all that and then would be better used for a date night.  What the hell is wrong with these people?  Do they not want to ever go out?

October 31, 2007 11:17 AM
 

JuliansMom said:

ok that picture is just disturbing.  But it does sum up how I felt when I was breastfeeding and having to pump and freeze so I could have a life.

October 31, 2007 1:39 PM
 

LogicalMama said:

Rah! Rah! I had plenty too! Could squirt from across the room without trying! Used it for nasal levage, red eyes, baby acne and ear issues (if he had any, but I recommended it to others!).

But I prefer liquid cleansers... also, I must say that the fragrance of heated breast milk was entirely unappealing so, no thanks on the breast milk soap-- I was usually showering to get the sour milk smell off me!!

Karen, where the hell do you get your pictures from?

October 31, 2007 2:16 PM
 

LIsa G. said:

If you have extra breast milk, perhaps you might consider donating it to a milk bank, so that those who aren't so lucky can benefit.

October 31, 2007 2:36 PM
 

MissB said:

"If you have extra breast milk, perhaps you might consider donating it to a milk bank, so that those who aren't so lucky can benefit."

No kidding.  If I had an extra 16 CUPS of the stuff lying around the last thing that would leap to mind would be "Gee, why don't I make cottage cheese?"

October 31, 2007 3:56 PM
 

Karen Murphy said:

LogicalMama:  my rule is that if the photo makes me pee laughing, I can use it.

Yeah, 16 CUPS extra milk??  I was lucky to pump DROPS.

October 31, 2007 4:15 PM
 

LogicalMama said:

Thanks for the laugh and pee too! I have to tell you between this one and the woman birthing the grown man the other day, you are at the top of your game!

October 31, 2007 4:56 PM
 

Autumn said:

That sour smell is bacteria happily growing in the milk.  That was my chief complaint about breastmilk.  It soured fast, grew fungus on everything if not cleaned immediately and was just messy all around.  I felt like a cow the whole time too.  I used to get all grossed out when my friends woudl nurse their kid then tuck their spit and milk(bacteria x 1 million) covered boobs back in their bra without washing them first!  Then half an hour later shove that nasty thing in the poor kids mouth.  Ugh!  It is like giving a baby a drity milk bottle that has been sitting out for an hour that another kid used earlier.

October 31, 2007 5:05 PM
 

Deej said:

Breast milk can sit out for over a day before it even starts growing bacteria.

I love the link. My toddler is allergic to cow's milk, goat's milk, and soy milk so this is great for us.  It always amazes me how humans find other humans milk gross but we freely drink cow's milk which is loaded with blood and puss not to mention it's a whole different animal.

November 1, 2007 1:10 PM

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