Determined as ever to ride Halloween into the ground, I scoured the internet for, like, 30 seconds to find costumes for those with child this holiday. Then I got distracted by the open bag of fun size Almond Joys, and then I looked at pictures of puppies, and then I remembered I was supposed to be looking for costumes. Luckily Mamablogga has a list of ideas for you and for yer partner, though if you haven't gotten your outfit yet, you might be screwed by now. Unless you are one of those crafy types who whips up costumes in ten minutes, and that's only slightly less annoying than being in your pre-pregnancy jeans one month after giving birth. Just saying.
I actually like the pregnant nun and priest thing, but I'm easy to please like that. If I was knocked up I might go school girl, cuz that's funny too. Maybe you could be Mylie Cyrus, though you know, whenever you dress up like a celeb people always say, "Who are you supposed to be?" and once someone says that, it's anti-climactic to have to explain the whole thing. You could also make your partner wear a pregnancy suit and go as twins. But you know what my vote is for pregnant Halloween costume? Go as a playboy bunny. Ha! You could even pretend to frantically search for Hef with a paternity test kit in hand. I think pregnant women are the only ones who can really work the slutty Halloween costume thing to best effect. And whatever you do, remember: the baby wants candy, and lots of it.
