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Mario Lopez is stepping forward to say he was not the father of the baby that Britney Spears supposedly miscarried earlier this year. Lopez, an Extra correspondent and ex-Dancing With The Stars contestant, says the rumors are unfounded.
"This particular headline with Britney and the baby… it is laughable.”
Sorry Mario, but I didn't hear a word you said - I was too busy trying
to will that red cloth to fall down.
Who am I kidding? Britney
could have gotten pregnant by a million other guys, including K-Fed or
the local Starbucks barista who got on her good side by topping all her
Frappuccinos with a dusting of cocaine. But I couldn't find any
pictures of them baring a nicely-tanned ass-cheek, so I decided
to write about Mario today. It's sort of like the casting couch,
except with naughty pictures and bloggers.
Meanwhile:
