Good lord, man, does the toy industry have no morals? No sense of human worth? I thought Aqua Dots and their delicious GHB exterior were bad enough, but now I find that was only the beginning.
Enter "Date Rape Dora" -- a young, bi-lingual explorer with a penchant for stiff drinks and frat boys, clearly not the example we're trying to set. So it's good to see the toy industry is at least considering a recall.
That's right, considering. In this shocking expose about uranium being found in My Little Ponies and Mr. Potato Head becoming more potent than Viagra, it seems that when it comes to toys, parents have more to worry about than loose magnets, lead paint and the Delta Tau Chi house. I shudder at what recall comes next.
