Thanksgiving is over, I think I have gout, everyone and their cousin is stampeding to the stores, I'm working all day, and I'm trying not to make myself ill on chocolate pecan pie again (which is basically sugar crack.) You know what I need, besides a consensual, mostly non-sexual backrub and a good Calgon bath? A really, really funny playdate to take me away. Not just a guffaw or two: I require a laugh riot.
Luckily, I happened upon one in another blogroll, and she's so great she can play all day and I'd never check my watch and say, "My, just look at the time..." In fact, this could be (dare I say it?) Endless Love. The real thing. Shoot that poison arrow through my heaaart. I love this especially: There
are also many comedy advantages to the wine cube...When the Target
checkout kid asks if you want the wine cube in a bag, you get to say,
"Nah, I'll just drink it in the car" and witness his reaction.
Her name is Mimi Smartypants and her pants are smart as hell. And super duper stream-of-consciousness funny, all the way through the premature pregnancy of her fish, which slayed me. She made me laugh more than any blog has made me laugh in a long time. I love her. Yep, endlessly. I don't just wanna playdate, I wanna be roommates. BFF. I just hope our kids get along. I'm sharing her here, but I want you to know that she's mine, all mine. 4-ever. So back off.
