WTF of the Week: the Unborn Fetus-Soldier Ornament
This can’t be real, can it? You’d be surprised…
“Protect our troops — from the womb to the war. What if the fetus you
were going to abort would grow up to be a soldier bringing democracy to
a godless dictatorship? Show that you support the ‘culture of life’ by
buying and proudly displaying one of these patriotic unborn Americans.” – Christmas ornament, $14.95.
Oh, do follow the link to Miss Poppy (we’re talking an actual store here, this is a real item for sale!) where you might want to pick up some gum (“every time you masturbate God kills a kitten”).
Photo: Miss Poppy
Ha ha ha ha!!!! That’s the funniest shit I’ve read all day!
You do realize this is a satire site, right? Sigh . . .
It’s satire, people! Check out the site – it’s hilarious! (And the ornament is sold out, darn).
so, they also sell gay and lesbian marriage rubber duckies and flying nun chucks…..wtf?
First of all, is that fetus anatomically correct, or is it OK to raise our girls to be soldiers first and foremost?
What ever happened to visions of Peace on Earth, Goodwill to All at Xmastime? Or is the soldier all we need to achieve Peace on Earth? Give me a break!
A fetus is by definition unborn. Change your headline!
Those fundies are really nuts.
Whoa. I can not even believe this.
What ever happened to “Peace On Earth” for the season?