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WTF of the Week: the Unborn Fetus-Soldier Ornament

Posted by Karen Murphy

troop fetus

This can't be real, can it? You'd be surprised... 

"Protect our troops -- from the womb to the war. What if the fetus you were going to abort would grow up to be a soldier bringing democracy to a godless dictatorship? Show that you support the 'culture of life' by buying and proudly displaying one of these patriotic unborn Americans." - Christmas ornament, $14.95.

Oh, do follow the link to Miss Poppy (we're talking an actual store here, this is a real item for sale!) where you might want to pick up some gum ("every time you masturbate God kills a kitten").

[via Fussy and Jezebel

Photo: Miss Poppy


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Comments

 

Swissmissnot said:

Whoa. I can not even believe this.

What ever happened to "Peace On Earth" for the season?

December 9, 2007 12:06 PM
 

bombaygirl said:

Those fundies are really nuts.

December 9, 2007 3:10 PM
 

Betty said:

A fetus is by definition unborn. Change your headline!

December 9, 2007 4:04 PM
 

Julie said:

First of all, is that fetus anatomically correct, or is it OK to raise our girls to be soldiers first and foremost?

What ever happened to visions of Peace on Earth, Goodwill to All at Xmastime? Or is the soldier all we need to achieve Peace on Earth? Give me a break!

December 9, 2007 4:11 PM
 

ummm said:

so, they also sell gay and lesbian marriage rubber duckies and flying nun chucks.....wtf?

December 9, 2007 11:32 PM
 

JenM said:

It's satire, people!  Check out the site - it's hilarious!  (And the ornament is sold out, darn).

December 10, 2007 9:02 AM
 

HL said:

You do realize this is a satire site, right?  Sigh . . .

December 10, 2007 2:16 PM
 

Chris. said:

Ha ha ha ha!!!! That's the funniest shit I've read all day!

December 10, 2007 6:57 PM

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