
This can't be real, can it? You'd be surprised...
"Protect our troops -- from the womb to the war. What if the fetus you
were going to abort would grow up to be a soldier bringing democracy to
a godless dictatorship? Show that you support the 'culture of life' by
buying and proudly displaying one of these patriotic unborn Americans." - Christmas ornament, $14.95.
Oh, do follow the link to Miss Poppy (we're talking an actual store here, this is a real item for sale!) where you might want to pick up some gum ("every time you masturbate God kills a kitten").
[via Fussy and Jezebel]
Photo: Miss Poppy