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It's Never Too Early To Make Your Kid Feel Fat

Posted by Kelly Mills

diaper booty? sure.You know, sometimes I think kids don't get enough messages about the fundamental importance of being thin. Sure, they are bombarded with waifish models and diet ads, and girls as young as six are talking about dieting, and even boys are getting caught up in the body image drama. And yes, eating disorders can have dire health consequences, and many of us have personally struggled with unrealistic expectations of beauty for much of our lives. But I feel like we haven't done enough to target babies. Babies, I hear, are often content with how they look, even to the point of eating fatty milk whenever they want. Gross!

Well, thank goodness someone is finally addressing this and working to send messages about physical insecurity to our sweet little infants. The 5 Resolutions blog alerted us to the fact that Tesco has this shirt for 3-6 month olds, and it reads, "Does my bum look big in this?" Ha. Ha. Ha. Hey, those diapers are not the most ass-flattering of garments. I guess it might be slightly more amusing if our kids didn't already get so much crap about the importance of size.

Maybe we could also get onesies that say "I hate my legs" and "I know I ought to get to the gym if I'm ever going to lose this gut"? Please?


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Comments

 

RachelZ said:

What I really need is a toddler-sized treadmill so Jillian can work off that baby fat.  I mean, she's 18 months now, so she really ought to start working on keeping her metabolism up, especially since she insists upon drinking whole milk and eating waffles at every meal.  If she works really hard at it, I bet she could be back in her 12-month-sized clothes by summer.

January 31, 2008 5:14 PM
 

AllisonWonder said:

Um, yeah... I nearly cried when I was at the grocery store the other day and saw that they actually HAD toddler-sized treadmills and exercise bikes. Golly gee, they look like fun.

February 1, 2008 9:15 AM

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