Kids! Are your peers pressuring you about reducing your carbon footprint? Do they mock your parents' SUV? Do the lunch ladies make you recycle your soda cans and take just one napkin?

Pen an essay or a short video about the pain the "Greenies" have inflicted upon your conservative soul and win up to $200! Think of how many barrels of oil you could buy with that! Plus, your work will be published in an actual book made from tree corpses!

Entery details for World Ahead Publishing's "Kids and Globaloney Contest" are online. You provide the conservative indignation. They'll provide a finished anthology called "The Sky is Not Falling: Why It's OK to Chill About Global Warming."

So just kick back and chill, already. 

Oh. Wait. This is a real contest? Not just some elaborate joke. Um...nevermind.

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