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My Breasts Are My Business

Posted by Adrienne Martini


Over here at the 'derby, we've talked plenty of smack about how it's impossible to escape the sancti-mommies. It starts from the moment folks find out that you're pregnant and never really ends until you're dead. 

You'd think you'd at least get a reprieve while you're recovering from the actual birth. You'd be wrong.

My experience with my second baby was almost the same as Fed Up Mom's, whose letter to "Dear Prudence" at Slate today brought back unpleasant memories. Rather than explaining, I've found it's much easier to simply glare at Nosy Nancies as if you are deciding which part of their face to eat first. Others might prefer to be more direct on the subject of breastfeeding.

If I were the sort to have a column at Slate, my advice would be similar to Prudence's. I would, however, tell Fed Up Mom to not bother with the whole "medical condition" bit. Those who are going to judge your choices about breastfeeding won't believe you anyway. Better to save that energy for the next thing you'll be screwing up, like chosing plastic over cloth. 


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Comments

 

Sherry said:

My standard reply to these sorts of people was always, "Why don't you give me your phone number and when it is any of your business I will be sure to give you a call."

February 14, 2008 8:23 PM
 

anonymous said:

I prefer "Fuck you."

Love,

extended BFer

February 14, 2008 9:55 PM
 

Kelley said:

I was a Formula Feeder by choice, and it never ceased to amaze me how many people thought it their business how I fed MY child...And I found it ironic (read HYPOCRITICAL) that the same women championing the right to abortion because of the "my body, my choice" adage, did not afford me that same right when it came to my breasts...I usually responded with "When did MY breasts become YOUR business?"

February 14, 2008 10:57 PM
 

Treespeed said:

I was always waiting for someone to say something to my wife, but no one ever did, from cafes to airplanes every one either smiled or minded their own business. Her only problem was clueless boys at her work who would barge into her edit suite while she was pumping despite a sign on the door and a jam wedging the door shut.

February 18, 2008 4:38 PM

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