Crabmommy writes a horoscope just for moms each month. I'd like to see one for Dads, but how many times can you read "today you might get lucky if you do the dishes" without getting bored? Here are a few choice selections for your Monday:
Aquarius: You're feeling guilty about the Pilates
classes you missed. You're disappointed in yourself, especially since
they have that great daycare right there for the baby. You're going to
turn over a new leaf, though. You're going to go next week. And every
week. So you say.
Capricorn: It's a shame that new mom friend's husband
is such a pill. Honestly, it's like talking to a spoon, isn't it? Pity,
since she's so lovely and her child and yours are such perfect mates.
Oh well, at least he brought that great wine to the dinner.
Gemini: You've been flaking out on playdates. Your
mom-friends are getting ticked. Flakemommy, mend your ways! Really,
it's time to get that 2008 dayplanner.
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