Here's a role reversal for you: students at a Shawnee, Kansas school are protesting because alcohol will be served to parents at a PTA fundraiser.
The students, from Prairie Ridge Elementary School, feel that by drinking at a school-sponsored event, their parents would be sending the wrong message about drinking and driving. They firmly deny critics' claims that their righteous objections are motivated purely by fear that the adults will get toasted and tell embarrassing stories about them, like how they used to run around naked.
The PTA had no comment, but I'm guessing if they did, it would be something like, "This is Kansas! What else is there to do?" *
*Note to our Kansas readers: No, it never gets old. Sorry.