This might be more of a Famecrawler thing but I couldn't resist: Christina Aguilera made an appearance on ELLEN,
discussing her new son Max and showing off her ample bosoms. The video is worth watching, but here are some
highlights:
1. Degeneres makes a comment on how nice the new mom is looking:
Ellen: You look great, one
question are you nursing?
Christina: I guess it’s a
little obvious.
Ellen: It’s going to be
healthy baby boy.
Some bloggers found this to be a weird comment; I
thought it was the most interesting thing Ellen said during the entire
interview. Yes, Ellen was talking about her chest. And your point is…?
2. Christina's son Max had a bris, which was decorated with penis balloons.
Large-size penis balloons, which were…
3. …intended to show that Mr. Aguilera (aka Jordan Bratman) is well-hung
(at least I think that's what Christina meant when she said "For our
family, we got big ones! There you go baby.")
4. Dang. And you thought Pam Anderson's kids would be popular with the
neighborhood boys. Can you say "Stacy's Mom
Syndrome"?
5. The Aguilera-Bratmans get big points for naming the kid
something normal. Perhaps the days of "Rumer"
(Bruce Willis and Demi Moore) and "Seven" (Erykah
Badu and Andre "3000" Benjamin) are behind us?
Also: for the gentiles in our audience, penis balloons are not generally part of the bris experience. But hey, different strokes and all that.
Here's the video. Enjoy:
