Crafters frequently come up with solutions for problems you never knew you had. Like naked toilet paper rolls. Who knew they needed crocheted covers to keep them warm?
But this solution might actually be useful. Click the full sorta-NSFW picture.
With just some yarn, stuffing, a hook and some time, you, too, can make your own boobie pillow. Use it to comfort your spouse/lover/pool boy if you're away. Sneak it under the head of a fussy infant to trick her into thinking you're nearby. Hide some pebbles in it and practice your self-exams. Frighten your teenager's dates by leaving it out on the couch.
The possibilities are endless.
Photo credit: Lauri via whipup.net