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The Ninja Chef

Posted by Adrienne Martini

I'm still amazed that folks who live in teeny New York City apartments manage to have children. Admittedly, the actual making of the baby doesn't take all that much space but it has got to be a challenge to figure out where to put them once they arrive. 

And then there are all of the other logistical challenges, not limited to the one faced by writer Keith Dixon. Dixon's wee infant is a light sleeper and her bedroom (or, crib nook, really) is right next to the kitchen. Every thud and clang during the dinner-making process woke the baby. 

Rather than throw in the towel, Dixon changed his plan of attack. In with a mis-en-place, out with metal utensils. So far, the changes seem to be working. But what isn't working -- for me, anyway -- is the drubbing Dixon is taking in the comments section. Like this one, from "Nancy:" "Why the need to cater to your baby in this way? Your baby should adapt to your lifestyle, not the other way around."

It must just be a laugh riot at Nancy's house, especially since there can't possibly be any children in it. 

Photo credt: Francesco Tonelli for The New York Times


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Comments

 

Sue said:

Weird! With 14 kiddos, I definitely catered to the current baby's sleeping pattern(s) or lack thereof. Some were better sleepers than others and could drop off and stay asleep through anything, others needed their quiet. Having baby nap makes life much easier, and I'm all about that.

March 4, 2008 2:48 PM
 

Treespeed said:

We were so lucky as we used our exhaust fan for our white noise generator. I got tired of sleeping in the kitchen and burned a CD of our exhaust fan and learned to sleep with it cranked to Ten. I completely get the need to get baby to sleep, but I agree eventually you're going to need to let a kid get used to a little noise.

March 4, 2008 5:21 PM
 

mcglory13 said:

So on this baby sleep thing? My belief is that all babies learn to sleep on their own time and that all efforts before that are akin to early people doing rain dances in dry spring. Sometimes you get lucky and it rains, sometimes it doesn't and you figure you've pissed off the gods but it feels better to have tried. Either way, it's not actually anything you're doing. You hear that No Cry Sleep Solution? You are nothing more than a talisman.

March 4, 2008 6:47 PM
 

Adrienne Martini said:

14? I don't know how you do it.

And, yeah, treespeed, they all sleep in their own way/time. We have one who'll sleep anywhere, anytime. The other wakes up if you breathe near him. But it isn't always the same one, if that makes sense. They seem to swap around.

March 4, 2008 6:53 PM
 

crunchy said:

I once hung with a mummy group with the majority of parents were in LOFTS.  I laughed.

They are all NEW parents with ONE kid.

The stuff hadn't started to grow and multiply.

Granted you CAN do it without lots of space..ask any European city dweller...but yeah..the lifestyle thing.  hehe

March 4, 2008 10:27 PM
 

mamama! said:

What gets me about the comments section of the ninja chef article and other baby-related ones  (and yes, once I get sucked in I can't stop reading those darn comments!!) is the way some people think that all babies are alike: "My kid slept through a hurricane and so yours should too...open up the widows next time Katrina is coming through or you are an idiot who will raise kids for the therapist's couch." Makes me nuts. All babies are different. And parents must do whatever  makes them comfortable and makes them able to live the way they want to...as long as baby/parents remain healthy.

Some babies can sleep through  noise. Some babies can't. And it doesn't matter that you try and get them used to noise or not. Sheesh. I just don't think that's the way it works. My son sleeps  through regular cooking noises. And I can walk in and around the bedroom and rummage in the closet etc. And it is not because we make noise even if he wakes and cries. He was born with tolerance for normal levels of noise. But for the first 3 months of his life he would not sleep outside of my arms, or off my chest, or unless I was curled around him. He still wakes up every 2 hours (at 10 months) and only I can comfort him back to sleep though now he sleeps mostly in his crib except overnight when he sleeps with me and husband...I swear to G-d he was born this way...but most people blame me for his sleeping "style."   Like I WANT to wake up every two hours and want to bump into a baby all night long.

I think the ninja chef  has found what works for him and his baby and good for them. I can't imagine having the chutzpah to tell him to go back to making noise so his baby can get used to it because MY baby would be able sleep with Emeril taping a show in the next room. Utter nonsense.

OK. I ranted a bit up there...maybe cause I haven't gotten that much sleep lately ;-)

March 5, 2008 1:31 PM

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