Ah, Dora the Explorer. So innocent. So carefree. So NSFW.
The number one puzzling toy on our list has to be the Dora Aquapet. Did anyone run this design past a kid over the age of ten? And do any of the Aquapet's owners wonder why it keeps ending up in Mommy's nightstand?
The rest of the puzzling toys after the jump.
2) Mmmmm...Dora's eyeballs sure are tasty after you bake them in the oven.
3) For the parent who wants to ensure her kid is beaten up every day at recess, there is the Dora fanny pack.
4) Sometimes, the jokes write themselves: The Fantasy Swirl Castle with Balls.
5) The Dora Knows Your Name Cell Phone. It gets its information from the CIA.
6) A 3-foot tall doll with an enormous head? Sure. That's not creepy at all.
7) The Dora Bounce Buddy Talking Trampoline. When you care enough to induce a head injury.
8) Oral or rectal? The Dora digital thermometer goes both ways.
9) Dora's Talking Cash Register says "Gracias for all of the dough! Have some more crap with my picture on it!"
