I love whenever a politician resigns out of the blue for seemingly no reason whatsoever -- other than the ubiquitous "I want to spend more time with my family" excuse -- because you know there's a 22-year-old emperor's club hooker with an awesome MySpace page just lurking around the corner.
So in tribute to a certain New York governor who shall remain nameless, this week's Hitting the Bottle is dedicated to the age-old, innocent yearning to simply be closer to one's kin. The "Family Time."
You'll need:
2 ounces of your family's favorite apple juice
1 ounce of Jack
1 short glass
Some ice, and voila -- that's some quality time.
