The Charlotte school district in North Carolina adopted an anti-bullying platform that outlaws tomfoolery, buffoonery, clowning, pranking and pre-class pantsing for any reason whatsoever, although conservatives said such a move clearly promotes homosexuality in our schools.
Come again?
The new policy allows kids to easily report bullying and includes anti-bullying training for teachers. But ire was raised when protected groups -- you know, besides the nerds, geeks and other acceptable forms of social outcasts, like Kelly -- included those with gender identity or sexual orientation issues.
Said one local moron: "If a boy walks around saying he's a girl, is he going to be allowed to go into the girls bathroom?"
Because yeah, not getting your underwear jammed up your ass everyday is a gateway to the women's locker room -- every young gay man's fantasy.
Kudos to the Charlotte district for making our schools safer -- now if they can only adopt an anti-moron platform, too.
