Toddler decides that 5:30am is the time to wake up. The mind wanders. And this is the result:
Bob The Builder
Bob and Wendy have
Unrequited love which they
Express through machines
Barney
Barney, purple dino
Back to prehistoric times
Annoying weirdo
Sesame Street Part 1
One-third is Elmo
I miss Roosevelt Franklin
At least there's still Bert
Little Einsteins
Little Einsteins show
Tried to exploit DVDs
Bad idea, Mickey
Sesame Street Part 2
Alan at Hooper's
Everyone can see Snuffy
Its not the same show
Pokemon
Pokemon are odd
All they say is their own name
Pikachu is cute
Thomas The Tank Engine
Engines with faces
Perpetually worried
They should really chill
Yu Gi Oh
Something about cards
Why are they always fighting?
Parents are confused
Haiku was originally a type of Japanese poetry with a lot of specific rules, but the simplified American version is just 5 syllables/7 syllables/5 syllables. Try it, it's fun!
image: Wikipedia, and some Microsoft Word Art that I pasted on
