One of the weird things about blogging is that you end up knowing a lot of really intimate details about people you've never met (sometimes, it must be said, details I'd care to not know). People write about poop, odd sexual proclivities, body odor – it doesn’t leave much of a sense of mystery.
And then there's those bloggers that maybe write about those things, but maintain a deep cover that the CIA would envy. Like Anne Nahm. Here I thought she was using her actual name (and was impressed with her ballsiness) – turns out it's a play on Anonymous. She's even managed to post weight loss pictures without showing enough to identify her.
Which is all to the good, because she's so wickedly funny I would probably stalk her relentlessly if I knew who she really was. She's appropriated "Rosemary Demi-Batard" as her super evil secret name, for one.
And then there are the Peeps. (NSFW. Or for looking at when your three-year-old is watching. Dora is involved.)
And she heckles "Beauty and the Beast" while watching it with her daughters. And let's not discuss the many adventures she sent baby Jesus on at Christmastime.
So, Anne, I don’t know who you actually are, but I would love to desecrate holidays with you and giggle uncontrollably at your wit. I'll bring the Jello for Baby J, you bring the wine, 'kay?
