Let's say that you had a kid asking questions about her special ladyparts. Or, say, a kid asking questions about why his sister doesn't have a penis. And let's also say that you have some pink yarn, some black yarn and a crochet hook lying around.
You can see where this might be going. The item at right is not an oxygen mask. The rest of the post is NSFW, fyi.
Thanks to blogger Aunt B., you can crochet your own cooter. What you do with it beyond that point is up to you.
Just think of the possibilities for customization. You could give it a crocheted Brazilian. Or a lovely little piercing. Or finally use up that skein of fun fur. You are limited only by your imagination.
And, yes, you're welcome.
Photos from tinycatpants.wordpress.com
