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Top 5 Movies for 2-Year-Olds

The American Association of Podiatrists says kids shouldn't watch any television until they're 2, but with a birthday coming up, I thought I'd share some of the great movies we've already got in our daughter's NetFlix queue.

Most people opt for something a little more family friendly, like "Cars" or "Jaws," but that's just silly. Kids can handle more than we give them credit for -- so why not start off their movie viewing experiences with something more edgy? She'll be the coolest kid in preschool, by far.

1. The Exorcist -- If you're going to vomit anyway, you might as well do it right.

2. A Clockwork Orange -- Good tips on eyelash maintenance.

3. The Amityville Horror -- She kind of likes bees.

4. The Shining -- Because a good topiary is hard to find.

5. Rosemary's Baby -- Mommy loves you, I swear.


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Comments

 

mombo said:

Not so effective as an April Fool's post. A little too transparent.

April 1, 2008 11:19 AM
 

Maeby said:

Those are ALL great movies.

and i just so happen to have a two year old. perfecto!

April 1, 2008 11:35 AM
 

Rachael Brownell (Redsy) said:

brilliant... i'm taking my baby to the video store right now!

April 1, 2008 11:44 AM
 

niallsmama said:

I remember watching Night Of The LIving Dead when I was four, at the drive-in's no less. Was my mom on crack? I'v been scared of the dark since, not to mention brain eating, eye bulging zombies.

April 1, 2008 12:20 PM

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