Um, maybe it's because I have a very high energy child (sometimes called "spirited" meaning "is there a 'pause' switch cuz mama's so tired") but the idea of children consuming energy drinks is totally appalling to me. And of course, the Red Bulls and Rockstars and Monsters and Pimp Juices (ahem) are quite popular with the kids. Some have 350 milligrams of caffeine--equal to the amount in ten cans of Coke. Let's think about it: A 170-pound adult consuming that amount of caffeine is going to have a different reaction than a 60-pound kid doing the same. In fact, the whole thing kinda makes me wish I wasn't (cough) so hooked on sugar-free Rockstar. 

Last month four kids in Florida were hospitalized for racing hearts and sweating after sharing a Redline energy drink. And one doctor in the story says more kids are being admitted for anxiety attacks, and the physicians always ask, "Are you drinking energy drinks?" Some schools are considering banning them on campus. Okay, okay! I get it. The energy drinks are bad news. I knew that. I'm on board with that. I'd never give my kid one or let her drink one, even prior to reading this. Ever. But, um, how am I supposed to lead by example when my Rockstar helps fuel my important life activities like blogging and boxing and killing the guitar solos on the PS3 "Rockband"? Sigh. Perhaps you need a health blogger with less of an adolescent mindset...