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Paris Hilton's brother also dangerously useless

Posted by Brett Singer

When Grampa sees this photo, he'll put me back in the will for sure!Speaking of rich kids who aren't getting an inheritance, let us not forget the Hiltons. Barron Hilton (his middle really should be "von" don't you think? Barron von Hilton has a nice, obnoxious ring to it) has pleaded no contest to driving under the influence. Ah, youth. You wonder what will happen to the little prince now that Grampa Hilton has cut the grandkids out of his will. Barron even has the same name as Gramps, but that won't help him once all the money goes to a charitable foundation. Maybe he can get a job at one of the hotels. As a bellhop.

image: Gawker.com 


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Comments

 

Jeff Grimes said:

Well, I wouldn't say Grampa has entirely cut the grandkids out.  According to the article, 97% of his $2.3 billion dollar estate will go to the foundation.  That still leaves $69 million for the grandkids and others.

April 18, 2008 1:04 AM
 

coolteamblt said:

He looks so normal compared to Paris, but all children named Baron/Barron should have Von as a middle name. I went to school with a kid whose name was Baron Klaus Hoffschedter. High-larious!

April 18, 2008 12:28 PM

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