Speaking of rich kids who aren't getting an inheritance, let us not forget the Hiltons. Barron Hilton (his middle really should be "von" don't you think? Barron von Hilton has a nice, obnoxious ring to it) has pleaded no contest to driving under the influence. Ah, youth. You wonder what will happen to the little prince now that Grampa Hilton has cut the grandkids out of his will. Barron even has the same name as Gramps, but that won't help him once all the money goes to a charitable foundation. Maybe he can get a job at one of the hotels. As a bellhop.
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