So what do you do when your kid doesn't get in to any preschools? When her fate is all but sealed and you just know one day she'll either be out on the street or forced to attend a really seedy school, like Stanford?
You thank your lucky stars its Friday and you mix up a Hitting the Bottle classic: The Preschool Dropout.
Pour ...
Two parts gin
1/2 part Cointreau.
Add ice and stir gently.