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Florida Legislature To Vote On Christian License Plate

Posted by Amy S.F. Lutz

Florida legislators will soon be deciding whether to authorize a license plate option with a gigantic cross on it that reads, "I BELIEVE."

Regular Strollerderby readers may be wondering where the parenting angle is in this post.  Here it is:  I'm a parent, and I'm pissed.

I mean, when did we learn about the separation of church and state?  Fifth grade?  Earlier?  It's a pretty basic concept.  You'd think that politicians - with all their education and experience and everything - would get it, no problem.  Yet still they continue to propose these bills that are in clear violation of it.  

If the bill passes, Florida would become the first state to offer a license plate with an explicitly religious symbol (that isn't part of a university logo).  You might be wondering what other religious symbols Florida drivers could choose, if they were so inclined.  That's right, the answer is a big, fat, zero.  Because everyone knows that Christians are the only people who matter.

Howard Simon, of Florida's branch of the ACLU, put it a bit more eloquently when he noted that approval of the plate "sends a message that Florida is essentially a Christian state . . . [It] gives the appearance that the state is endorsing a particular religious preference."

Which, let's face it, it would be. 

The plate would also almost certainly precipitate a boatload of discrimination lawsuits, as diverse groups from Jews to the KKK could argue for their own license plates.

Passage of the bill is by no means a sure thing, as it faces opposition even from other Christian pols.  The good news for Florida drivers anticipating the new plate is that, even if it dies in the Senate, there's always the "Choose Life" plate, which has been available for the better part of the last decade.

 

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Comments

 

aaustin said:

Indiana has a plate that says "IN GOD WE TRUST" and it's everywhere.  I agree with you, it's annoying.  I don't agree with the "choose life" plates, either.

If I'm driving behind you, I don't care to know about your religious or political preferences.  Honestly.  Just drive.

April 26, 2008 10:04 AM
 

Surfer Jay said:

Another fyi, the cross and tacky stained glass windows are not universal symbols for christianity. Not all christian religions flaunt or evenb use the symbol of the cross on which jesus was torchered and murdered, or use stained glass with pictures in them to supposedly beautify their churches. So perhaps the license plate can specify which religion it is suppose to be portraying, such as Catholic, just as an example.

You bring up a very valid point, other religous groups will certainly fight for custom plates for their faith also. And to exclude them would...not be cool.

April 26, 2008 11:00 AM
 

Maeby said:

I dont really see the difference between that and bumper stickers with religious or political statements. I could care less if the person in front of me has a christian license plate. It's their car. If they act like a deuche bag on the road though you can yell out "THAT WASN'T VERY CHRISTIAN OF YOU!" and that sounds fun.

But yes I do agree that they should make it available in other religious symbols as well. Flying Spaghetti Monster?

April 26, 2008 11:29 AM
 

Manjari said:

This makes me really angry too. The difference between license  plates and bumper stickers is that license plates are state issued. That's what makes it wrong.

April 26, 2008 12:12 PM
 

Treespeed said:

I don't see how they can do this without also offering a plate for every other group. I want my flying spaghetti monster plate.

April 26, 2008 2:12 PM
 

Dana said:

As a Floridian...I can say that this sort of thing is rampant down here.  And Maeby...I could be yelling "JESUS WOULDN'T CUT PEOPLE OFF!" all day...WWJD stickers are practically given to you whenever you buy a car in the state of Florida.  Hell, I'm surprised I wasn't given a bible and a map to the closest Baptist church when we moved here...  The sad thing is, for a state full of people who are all about expressing their love for Jesus on their car...they sure do have a funny way of expressing their love for their fellow Floridians.

April 26, 2008 4:11 PM
 

DontFearTheReaper said:

If the jesus groupies get a license plate, I want a plate that says "I dont give a fuck what jeebus would do, get the fuck outta the passing lane driving 35 mph.

April 26, 2008 4:23 PM
 

Surfer Jay said:

Maeby, thats hilarious.

April 26, 2008 7:19 PM
 

Sheri said:

Wow!!!  I'm guessing this is one of many plate choices.  So don't get the plate if you don't want it.  And if you can't stand "in God we trust" please, don't accept money or better yet, give it to me.  I wouldn't have a problem with a "in Allah we trust" or "I don't believe in God" plate.  What about freedom of speech???  or does that only matter when it is your speech that is silenced???

April 27, 2008 3:28 PM
 

Manjari said:

Sheri, if you read the post you'll see that no other options are offered. Apparently, Christians are the only ones who matter.

April 29, 2008 9:49 AM

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Amy S.F. Lutz's work has appeared in dozens of literary journals, including Cream City Review, The American Poetry Review, Puerto del Sol, and Mid-American Review. She and her husband have five children. Amy and her sister chronicle their adventures in communal living in their blog whoelsewantstoliveinmyhouse.com

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